Ani Avedissian

Hello! I am not your typical spiritual counselor, energy worker, or paranormal activity specialist. Although I have extensive training in traditional shaman lore and what many consider the norm for an intuitive skill set, my work experience has been anything but orthodox.

Raised in London, England, in my father's hotel, which also served as a safe house for various British intelligence and security services, I was introduced early on to the intricacies of how the world operates and who truly runs it. This early insight was a bit of a rude awakening, to say the least.

Throughout the years, I’ve been employed by a diverse range of organizations—some benevolent, others malevolent. This exposure has allowed me to gain profound knowledge about the machinery of evil and how it has been used for centuries to subjugate mankind, erode our collective intellect, and separate us from our connection to Source, ultimately turning us into oblivious automatons.

I have created over 120 short videos focused on metaphysics, spirituality, and social awareness. My podcast, Metaphysical Martini, is a sassy and unapologetically candid wake-up call for mankind, quickly gaining popularity and attracting a devoted fanbase we affectionately call "Martini Heads."

My primary goal is to enhance metaphysical awareness and promote social consciousness regarding the Establishment's relentless campaign of perceptual engineering. I aim to clarify and share valuable information and spiritual knowledge specifically tailored for today’s busy, noisy, and fractured world.

The true glory of our nature has been obscured. Whenever mankind catches a glimpse of its magnificence, the Establishment is right there with a boxful of distraction tactics. Today, we find ourselves on the verge of a totalitarian takeover by dark forces. This battle extends beyond trivial partisan politics; it is a pivotal confrontation of good versus evil, freedom against tyranny. If we do not stand up now for all that is good, whole, and holy, we risk sinking into a pool of regret and misery for years to come. Our only choice is to let the Spirit inhabit the human. Deception can only thrive where there is a lack of clear perception.

My diverse clientele spans the globe. Despite my unconventional background, I am a jovial, compassionate soul with a delightful dry sense of humor. I genuinely aspire to assist us in understanding the game of life and navigating it with success, integrating practices such as energy healing and embracing tools like magnetic jewelry to enhance our spiritual journeys.

This course of study is designed for those who are new to A Course in Miracles and for those who have, for whatever reason, walked away without completing it. It also supports individuals interested in energy healing and metaphysical awareness, offering insights that complement spiritual counseling. Click here.

Bitchute Rumble YouTube presents Metaphysical Martini, where we explore energy healing and magnetic jewelry. Dive into Water Wisdom and enjoy Cosmic Quickies as Zook Speaks. Discover really bad (but occasionally brilliant) poetry from a mad suburban shaman while gaining metaphysical awareness. Experience spiritual counseling with our Patriot Rap. Click here.

Join us for a series of short, entry-level presentations on popular new age subjects such as energy healing, magnetic jewelry, and metaphysical awareness. These informal, fun, and fascinating sessions aim to stimulate interest and promote awareness in various topics including spiritual counseling. Click here.

Balance and harmony are restored from the beginning of time for any type of property—whether homes or businesses. Discover the power of energy healing through my Home and Property Clearing description on YouTube, Bitchute, and Rumble! Explore how magnetic jewelry can enhance your metaphysical awareness. Click here to learn more about spiritual counseling and its benefits.

This type of work, while gradually gaining acceptance in the mainstream, is still often misunderstood. Allow me to clarify energy healing and my approach to it in the simplest terms possible. Additionally, I incorporate tools like magnetic jewelry to enhance the experience and promote metaphysical awareness. For those seeking deeper insights, I also offer spiritual counseling. Watch my Energy Healing description on YouTube, Bitchute, and Rumble! Click here.

Ani does not need to be physically present to provide energy healing or clear your property. She offers remote sessions for energy healing, spiritual counseling, and home and property clearing, along with her private study programs designed to enhance metaphysical awareness. Click here.

As an Energy Healer and Spiritual Teacher specializing in spiritual counseling, I explore various methods to promote metaphysical awareness. There are many techniques available, such as energy healing and the use of magnetic jewelry, and it's hard to say if one is definitively better than another. Choosing the right approach can be challenging for several reasons. Click here.